Styrofoam!
It's been in the news a lot. Big, foamy stories. Lots of things regarding it. Just the other day: "A thing happened with Styrofoam," the paper read. But it didn't read. It's a paper. You have to do the reading. It's entirely on you. Basically, it's like this: The paper is there, and I am here.
I've lost my train of thought.
Choo choo!
...
One time, when I was a kid, I was eating a Styrofoam cup. It felt natural, so I did it. Anyway, mid-snack, this asshole comes up to me: "James, you're gonna die if you eat Styrofoam."
I had eaten half the cup.
So, I came back, "If I was gonna die I'd already be dead."
Then I was like, "stupid!"
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1 comment:
I used to chew on styrafoam cups...They do have a sort of texture that makes you wanna take a bite out of it, I agree. I guess thats the beauty about being a kid in a sense; When you feel like doing something, you just go for it cuz it feels right, heh.
-Sara
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