Dog Blog

My blog is called James And His Opinions. I like it. It sort of sounds like I carry my opinion around, like a dog or something.

Like, here guys, look at my opinion: I like dogs. Dogs are good. If you were a dog, I'd like you.

Anyway, I don't really carry the blog around with me. It's virtual, so that's definately not happening any time in the future nearest to us. Which, of course, is the near future. Which, up until right now, was now. But it is no longer the near future.

Dogs are the best.

Native Foods

I eat at the pictured resturant, Native Foods, like, all of the time. I'm actually waiting for my food to be made from soy beans into dinner as I blog. Mid-blog, if you will. And, you will. Really, though, you will will! This is my blog, except for the comments section. That section isn't my blog. It's my comments section.

I am the boss of this web sub-domain! Yes everything you see here is mine. Except for the browser, the layout, and the strip at the top. Two thirds of those things are BlogSpot.Com's. The other third is your browser's, which means it is Firefox's. When I was a kid I had a plush fox named Firefox*.

So, in summary, I eat at a place called Native Foods, and I enjoy it. Brought to you by BlogSpot.Com.

*I still have it. I just didn't say anything as to look cool. Did my ruse fool you? (P.S.: Of course it didn't. Worst ruse ever.)

I Have Opinions!!

I have opinions about everything, so I started a blog.

• I like blogs
• I like me
• Me like blogs
• Blog like me (Don't really. That would be copyright infringement, and you would go to jail, thus compromising my fan base.)