Gym

I started going to a gym, which I affectionatly call Le Fitness. It's actually LA Fitness, but I like making jokes, so I make them.

It isn't actually a French gym, and the French word for fitness probably isn't fitness. It's probably something French.

Nearly every word in French in French is French. Except Le Weekend, which the French stole from America. But I guess we got rendezvous, so I'd call it even.

Le Even.