Saturday, June 9, 2007



I had an idea. To understand it, you'll need to understand this: there is such a thing as being Carbon Neutral, where you plant trees or whatever to make up for your fucking up of the ozone layer. (Wikipedia has an article on it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carbon_offset.) Anyway, I have an idea: what if labs that use animal testing had to be Ethically Neutral.

It'd work like this: for every cute little monkey you feed viagra and cut apart its brains apart, you have to have another cute little monkey who lives in huge indulgence with all the bananas you can imagine.

Could you imagine, though?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Naw man, If labs (that used animals for testing) were ethically neutral- there would be No more experiments performed on animals because:

Because #1:We have killed all of them
Because #2:We have killed all of them and then we have killed all of us.
Because #3:The known world folds in on itself Like a big two dementional sheet of paper until we figure out that, what has folded in on itself was just itself and in the process we discover the meaning of life.

3 to 1 odds of finding the meaning of life.... Let me just ask you,,, are you insured.?.?.?... By survival.?.?.?... I can't take that ride... *reach back like a pimp* ... Nah~

Anonymous said...

To understand that thought process, you must first scroll down in Jame's link and understand the Controversies regarding the Idea of Carbon Nutrality. You can't include one idea in your head without completely including the whole idea, You have to become a part of it, not make it a part of you. The Universe is infinitely larger than you. Deal with it. Honestly, make a deal with it, you might come out on top. maybe. probrably not. actually you should never make a deal with the universe, just blend in an dispear. maybe it won't notice you. maybe... just maybe.......

Jamestown James said...

Who the fuck are you guys?

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