LA Times

Some people are crazy about the Los Angeles Times. I am not an example of such a person. I would be a terrible example of such a person. If someone was to say, hey, I need to do an experiment on people who are cray-zee about the LA Times, I would tell them not to say cray-zee. First of all, that's an unfortunate term for people with disabilities. Second, it's retarded.

Did you know LA Times is an anagram of 'Tis Lame? Neither did I. Did you know that Neurotic is an anagram of erotic...nu? Of course you did. It's pretty much an easy anagram to see. Nevertheless-than, remember that next time you see someone with a tidy room, keep them out of the cray-zee ward. They are erotic like Japanese erotic art, basically making them erotic, and admitting them to a cray-zee ward would be conceding some eroticivity. And, they might start saying the word crazy-zee. Basically no way for a sensible person to talk.

By the goodbye, guys, have you seen Japanese erotic art? It's pretty much people fucking. It's like a modern porno, just stylized. Fucking in style. Sexing in vogue, if you can imagine. To imagine, just use imagination.